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mitunathehelicaptor:

“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

miucciapet:

i only care about inner beauty

like bone structure

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

phlilester:

spoken-not-written:

whoever invented cramps is an asshole

ur an 18 year old boy

NOT JUST FEMALES GET CRAMPS WTF I GOT CRAMP IN MY FOOT FROM ALL THE SEX I’VE NOT BEEN HAVING OKAY CRAMPS DONT JUST HAPPEN IN THE LADY POCKET REGION OR WHATEVER

the lady pocket region

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

imagineyouricon:

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night with your icon hovering 3 inches from your face asking in a creepy whisper 

"What’s the wifi password?"

cybercum:

cop: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer
me: I’m arresting you for impersonating a police officer